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Oh goodness... I was looking up family guy quotes and just couldn't resist.... if you're thinking of skipping over this entry just cuz it's quotes, it's your loss... and if you're needing some cheering up i highly recomend these for a good laugh! ENJOY
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
(One of my personal favorites)
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
Vacuum repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it?
Vacuum repairman: Uh, no.
Peter: You bastard
Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.
Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!
Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.
Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane ...
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers.
Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!
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| ABC Survey - Straight from Kayla... it's 1:30 what do you want from me |
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A is for age: 16
B is for boyfriend: The wonderful Andy Fiscus 1 year and 9 months :-D
C is for career: Broadway... one day
D is for dad's name: David Tye
E is for essential item to bring to a party: Scarry Movies, Mt. Dew, and your favorite pillow
F is for favorite song at the moment: Goo Goo Dolls "Iris"
G is for girlfriend: not like that... but my best female friends would be Jenni, Jill, Aimee, and Misty
H is for hometown: Hamilton
I is for instruments you play: Clarinet & Tenor Sax
J is for jam or jelly you like: Grape.. Strawberry if it's homemade, mmmmboy
K is for kids: Two... One boy, One Girl.
L is for living arrangements: With my momma
M is for Mother's name: Cheryl McDaniel
N is for name of your best friend: I wouldn't say I have one particular best friends... Im very close with all my friends
O is for overnight hospital stays: Nope
P is for phobia[s]: Needles... hieghts
Q is for quote you like: "I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up." -Stewie, Family Guy
R is for relationship that lasted the longest: Andy and me, and still goin strong
S is for sexual position: hah....wouldn't you like to know... wait a minute...
T is for time you get up: like 5 for school and like 11 on weekends
U is for unique trait(s): uhhh.... ?
V is for vegetable you love: POTATOES
W is for worst habit: Nail biting... but I get fake nails to hide it
X is for x-rays you've had: my ankle in 2nd grade, and my wrist in 8th
Y is for yummy food you make: Chicken & Cheese caserole
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| 01:34pm 25/02/2005 |
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Gosh... it's been like a year since I've updated this thing! Okay... really it's been like a month.. but who really pays attention to the whole concept of time anyway? I mean, honestly...
So anyway, I've been busy, stressed and more stressed lately. But all and all I guess things are going pretty well. Im up at Wright State right now. Today was our last finals day for the 2nd trimester and I only had my Chem final to take so Andy picked me up at 9 and brought me up with him. Speaking of Andy, he's in class right now so Im just hanging out at the library here until he gets done. I ran into Julie earlier. It was crazy. She just happened to be coming around the corner the same time I was coming the other way... and then we just stopped and looked at each other for a minute. I think it really confused her, seeing me up here. But so I sat with her for like an hour and caught up on what's bein goin on her life. I met a friend of hers too. And she is SOOO creepishly similar to her, it's scary. But she seems really nice... I like her. The when Andy got out of class we had lunch with Matt, May and Marie and then Andy went to math. So here I am. Andy and I are going with Brad and Brandon to the Ring of Honor show in Dayton tonight. SO excited! Shawn gave us free tickets... which rocks hard core! And AJ Styles is making a one night only return to RoH tonight! SOOOO Awesome! I can't wait to finally see him in person! Tonight will also be the first night I get to see the American Dragon who is simply UH-MAY-ZING! But I know none of you care and the only person that all means anything to is Andy.. so Ill go on to something else.
It's been finalized that Im going to Hamilton High School next year and not Madison. After our levy failing again and the announcement being made that we're pretty much losing everything that means anything to me at that school, there's nothing left more me there except my friends... but my friends with be my friends no matter where I go to school. I just hate it so much I have to leave my Senior year and try to start anew for one year and that's it. So stupid. But, what can ya do, ya know? I just wish it were happening somewhere else and not to us. Although, I know it's pretty much happening everywhere now a days.
So anyway, on a better note. The play is going well.... it started off a little slow.. okay, really slow.. but it's starting to pick up, and Im really seeing the patiental for something awesome. I know our thespian troupe though... it's impossible for us to put on a bad show. I cant remember the last time I saw a bad show at Madison... honestly... and I've been going to see them since I was like 2. So I have my faith, and I know it will come together in the end, the way it always does. And Im planning on making this the best show of my high school career.. cuz it's my last play at Madison. At least as a student... Im sure Ill still do the Summer shows for them. But that's all Im being left with.
College students can be really obnoxous... the people that are in this computer lab with me are driving me crazy... they wont shut up and they are so loud. I mean, I thought libraries are supposed to be quiet. I mean... I really dont care who they slept with last night. Geeze. It's sad when a high school is looking at college students and has to point out how immiture they are.
Well.. Im gonna get off her. I need to get back to working on my application to DePaul I've been doing online. Ill try to be more on the ball with updating this thing.
Until later
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| 10:16pm 20/01/2005 |
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mood:  loved music: Andy Griggs - "She Thinks She Needs Me"
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Fiscusalicious: de dee dee dee dee de dee dee dee dee de dee dee
Fiscusalicious: A new message just came in.
Fiscusalicious: Andy loves Lauren (stop.) He thinks she's very beautiful. (stop.) He wants to kiss her. (stop.) |
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| 09:36pm 13/01/2005 |
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How do you discover what it is your heart truly feels? And, knowing what your heart feels, how do you decide which is right, your heart or your head?
Yea, I know, mankind has been braving the task of finding answers to these questions for all of humanity, thus far. It's just, sometimes I wished the answers had been found.
There are days, weeks, months at a time, where my heart feels such joy.. it's like it could burst and my soul holds a happiness I never though I could posses in my life. The there are days that break these spans, where I feel consumed, overwhelmed, filled with anger, rage, and frustration. Today, is one of those days. Sometimes I feel like the good days are not enough to make up for the bad, that the heavy load they weigh on my heart and the pain that takes me such time to ease away is all too much for my life. But then, when the good is here I dont want to trade it for anything. I dont want to lose what I have... I cherrish it far TOO much..... it's all I have. But I dont want the bad anymore. Im sick of being down so far I feel like I have to give up.
I suppose Im not really posing a question here... because I dont want an answer. I dont want anyone to tell me to make the sacrafice, one because I dont want to hear it, and two because I refuse to do it. And I dont want to hear anyone say hang on to it because I plan on doing that no matter what. I suppose Im just left in this state where it's too late to ask for advice, Im at a point of no return, and want nothing less than the greatness I have. All I Want is for the bad to be gone.... not from my whole life, I know that is impossible... just from this. Why is that so much to ask? |
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| 03:41pm 02/01/2005 |
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Take the quiz: "Which indy wrestler are you?"
Alex Shelley
You are Alex Shelley, master of the Border Cty Stretch and the Shellshock. Trained under Breyer Wellington, Truth Martini, Scott D'Amore and Legend, you've got everything you need to go far in this business. |
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| 11:31pm 01/01/2005 |
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You Are Megara!
 Charming and witty. You are always the first person to come up with a wisecrack. Sure, you have an attitude, but that's why people love you. You keep them on their toes. Sometimes you can be misleading, but always end up doing the right thing for the people you love. Which Disney Princess Are You? |
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| I played my drum for him... Pa Rum Ba Bum Bum |
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| 10:55pm 25/12/2004 |
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mood:  blank music: Jessica Simpson - "The Little Drummer Boy"
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1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Jackson Brookwood
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandmother's first name): Kit-Kat Lucy (haha... I like that)
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Poster Dragon Express
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Oregano Niagra
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Bow Middletown (LAME)
6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): L. Ty
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Cherry Lemonade
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Filly Madison
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Cookie Daquri (even though I detest anything drinking related, I do enjoy virgin ones)
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Michelle Grand |
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| 09:37pm 07/12/2004 |
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Shadows of Greed
Lauren Michelle Tye
A mirror of glass
Inside a frame of wood
In her eyes reflects the light
Of all that’s good
The light shows beauty
Shows talent and poise
It dances and sparkles;
A reflection of joy
But alas the splendor
Can not been seen by all
Only the person to whom the light
Belongs
The light is her own;
She worked hard to achieve it
But no matter the size,
She can’t seem to fit it
In with all the lights
Of everyone else
Which to her self-esteem
Has caused a great mess
She sees
Their lights in her mirror
They do not look of joy,
But rather of fear
They are all fighting
To see their light shinning bright
But she sees nothing that shines
Through their darkness she fights
Like a tidal wave of furry
A great shadow they cast
They eat out the light;
Her happiness repressed
The inferior grows
As she looks in that mirror
As those shadows sneer at all
To which she holds dear
Her light will never be good enough to shine
In their eyes
So why does she try
To even reach for the sky
Their shadows surround her,
They’ll never let go
She’ll forever be a prisoner
To the greed of her foes
The mirror no longer dances,
Nor sparkles with joy
The shadows have consumed;
The darkness destroyed
One that was shinning,
So bright in this world
Just wanting the chance,
To be seen and be heard
But never again will she raise her head
Or speak
Another victim has fallen to the shadows
Of greed
....If y'all just read that thinkin "Hey, Lauren just wrote another sad poem, but it's okay cuz those are never really about her" Think again... |
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| 10:27pm 25/11/2004 |
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Well, being on yearbook staff has left me taking tons and tons of pictures on my digital, and left with the obsticle of finding something to do with them. So I have started a NEW picture website for myself, since I havent made one in a while. Enjoy, tell me what you think, and return to it often cuz I will constantly be adding!
http://www.thespiandiva4592.funtigo.com/ |
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| 08:33pm 23/11/2004 |
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So, its been a while since I updated... and my last update was not a very pleasent one. But, Im glad to tell you all that things seem to be going a little better. My papaw had by-pass surgery last Friday and he came home today, my mamaw said he's doing good so all is well there. My other 2 grandpas are really sick still, though, and my grandma's having surgery tomorrow. We haven't had to put Jackson down yet, and everyday it gets a little harder to think about what has to be done, but I know its the best thing for him.
But on to better and happier things... I had a great weekend, andy and I have resolved our problems for good I think. Saturday we went up to the flea market to look at puppies cuz Andy said if my mom says it's okay hes going to get me a puppy to help with having to put down Jackson... He's so sweet! God I love him. :-). And while we were there we went into a fish shop and we ended up buying a little tank and 2 adorible little Andrina fishes. They're types of exotic gold fish! :-D They're SO cute! hehehehe. So we came back to my house, set up the tank and put my new little fishes in their new home. Then went into Jacks in Middletown and bought 2 other exotic gold fish, but different kinds that the Adrinas. Oh they're all so adorible! I love them to death. I've been wanting fish for a long time but never actually done anything about it. So I have 4 little beauties... Glinda, Shimmer, JTL, and Andy. Yes I named one after my amazing boyfriend, but how could I not, he bought them for me. And I love him for it! They make me smile through out the day, cuz they're so much fun to watch play. AND, my day says he's going to get me a BIG tank for Christmas and that way I'll be able to get some more fish and get some scenery like the cool castles or something like that. hehehe... I cant wait. :-D
Sunday I went to visit my papaw in the hospital and then went to Church with Andy. That was a good time. Then yesterday I had school, which pretty much sucked, then I went up to Wright State with Andy which was lots of fun, we went and checked his Film grade, since he had to get a B to continue on with the Major, and he got an A... by the way IM SO PROUD OF YOU BABY! MUAH! :-* then after that we went up to Dairy Queen and had some ice cream. Dairy Queen rocks all! I dont know why we dont have one here in Hamiltucky. man...
Then when we got home we went to the levy meeting to hear their decission on cuts. As long as the levy passes in February, nothing will be cut this year, but they dont know what will happen with next school year... my senior year... but Im going to try and think positively. I just pray I dont lose everything my senior year.
Well, that leaves us with today. I woke up feeling absolutely aweful, completely sick to my stomach. But I managed to attend school for half the day, then left and went to Andy's cuz I was in no shape to drive all the way home. And of course, my wonderful and loving boyfriend took extra good care of me. Keeping me all warm and wraped up in blankets, giving up his bed so I could rest, making me soup so I would have something in my tummy, then holding me in his arms and loving on me while we watched a good movie. He made me feel worlds better, and Im so thankful for him. Im so lucky to have him in my life, and I know it. :-).
I am feeling better now, thanks to my darling, and Thanksgiving break started today! WOOH. So, I will chat it up with you all later, hope everyone has a good break. :-)
And to my Andy...
I LOVE YOU BABY! THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU DO FOR ME IN MY LIFE! IM SO GRATEFUL TO HAVE YOU! :-* |
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| 10:17pm 19/11/2004 |
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You know those big life test you always here about having to go through at some point? I think I've hit mine....
*My dog Ive had since I was 4 has to be put down
*All 3 of my grandpa's are in the hospital, one had surgery today that was very serious, one is in getting ready to go through a surgery that will either save him or kill him and his life expectancy after it isnt all that long, and the other is basically on his death bed.
*One of my grandmas has been diagnosed with breast cancer and we will be spending thanksgiving in the Hospital
*This new trimester is aweful, I don't see any good coming from it.. all it's doing is stressing me out
*I've been increadibly sick and unable to get a good nights sleep
*The school board is threatening to cut our theater program (my one chance at getting into a college that will allow me to follow my dreams) for my senior year
*Im being forced to look into schools to transfer to if they do cut theater
*I've come to realize that though my friendship with Jenni and Aimee has gotten back to where I wanted it to be, I still have several friends that just dont seem to want the problem fixed, and I miss those people dearly.
*My relationship seems to be at its worst point yet, I fear it could be falling apart, and my heart is tearing apart.
I just want to die!!!!!! |
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| 09:02pm 01/11/2004 |
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| My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul |
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| Chicken_Plucker goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Glinda the . | | allimander gives you 12 brown root beer-flavoured gummies. | | cara_kalfus gives you 15 yellow chocolate-flavoured pieces of bubblegum. | | chibi_selphie19 gives you 10 white blueberry-flavoured pieces of taffy. | | fiscusalicious gives you 1 green blueberry-flavoured hard candies. | | jilldosc7 tricks you! You lose 18 pieces of candy! | | julianen13 gives you 8 brown tropical-flavoured pieces of taffy. | | jusbelieve06 tricks you! You get an eraser. | | littlewatcher gives you 1 light green lemon-flavoured jelly beans. | | ruggerjill gives you 5 teal watermelon-flavoured pieces of chewing gum. | | sista_misst gives you 10 red spearmint-flavoured gummies. | | Chicken_Plucker ends up with 44 pieces of candy, and an eraser. | | Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern. |
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| 08:42pm 01/11/2004 |
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Howdy all. Well, this past weekend was great. Had the play. It was a blast! Everyone really seemed to love it... they all said it was hillarious. And I think it was unanomous (sp? lol) Jenni was the best Character in the whole show. She was freakin hysterical! Gotta love the old woman gig! haha. I used the show as my excuse to go on a shopping spree and get my hair and nails done. YAY! I got some super cute new clothes... gotta love it! Friday was the last football game and Senior night. We lost, but it was a good game, I enjoyed it. Andy and I left a little early though and hung out for the rest of the evening. Then Saturday, after my play, Andy and I went back to his place with Matt, (a friend of ours who came all the way down from Yellow Springs to see my show) and we watched Donnie Darko and ordered Cassonos. YAY. Im really glad Matt came down, he really liked the show, and it made me feel special. hehe. Then Sunday Brad came with Andy to the show, which was cool, and he seemed to really like it as well. Which is always good. Then after that show, Andy and I went back to my house for trick or treat, which really consisted of us eating pizza, watching Jeepers Creepers on TV and then relaxing in the hottub before he headed home. Then after he went home I watched Queen of the Damned and studyed for my Pre Calc test I had today. Which I think I did really well on. I sure hope this isnt one of those situations where I think I did good and I really did aweful.... cuz I REALLY CANT afford a bad grade right now. I have a C, but Im close enough to a B I can pull it off. I been staggering back and forth all trimester. It's really frustrating. But now that everything is over with I should be able to pull it off... I hope. Well see. The trimester ends next Friday... so finals are coming up. EEK!
Well, I guess that's all. Thanks to all who came to the play and supported us! Its appreciated!
And, Andy, I love you baby! Thanks for giving me a wonderful weekend! :-*
~Lauren~ |
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| 09:57pm 23/10/2004 |
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So here we are, aren't we? I never update in this poor thing anymore. I don't know why. I suppose it's prolly because Andy's internet has been broken for what feels like forever and I no longer have the need to sit at my computer for countless hours. lol. Now I just sit on the phone, which in nice cuz I can strech out and relax in my bedizzle. So, life's goin pretty good. Better than it was couple weeks ago. Things are better and there's a lot less tenssion and a little less stress now that all the Homecoming crap is over with. The play is next weekend so I imagine things will begin to cool off a lot more once that is over with. Which will be nice. But at the same time Im not looking forward to it being over. Though, I never do. Yet I know it has to come. I am, however, VERY excited about performing it. It's been a long time since Madison has done a comedy. I mean, yea we did This is a Test, last fall, but that was a one act and then we finished it with the oh-so-spooky and depressing Mary Girard. lol. But this is the first time in a while we've done a full just outragous comedy. I think people are really going to love it. It's SOOOO funny. And definitly worth the $5 admission. And that's not just me saying that because Im in it. When we did the read through for the show it took us an hour longer than what the play is meant to be because we were laughing through the whole thing. So everyone must come see it. Saturday at 7 and Sunday at 2:30. BE THERE!!!!!!!!
Well, so what else is up? hmmm... I took my ACTs today. It'll be interesting to see what happens with that. I felt like it was kinda hard, but hopefully that means I did good, cuz when ever I think something is easy I do really bad. lol. I sure I hope I do well, I need a 28 to go where I want to go to school... so as long as I get somewhere close to that I won't be too scared to take it again. lol.
Had a Steel Drum concert tonight. It was with Miami Oxfords band, our 4 bands, and a guest player Liam Taigue (who was totally awesome). It was a lot of fun. Everyone really seemed to have a great time. Everyone danced around and clapped. Fun day. :-)
Well, that's all I've got for now I guess. I shall retire to the phone for the rest of the evening then dead to bed.
~Lauren
**Peace, Love, and Music** |
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